THE HALL OF STUPID, FUNNY QUOTES
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
Senator Bob Dole
"I have opinions, strong ones, but that doesn't necessarily mean
that I agree with them."
President George H. W. Bush
"Ours is a great state, and we don't like limits of any kind.
Ricky Clunn is one of the great bass fishermen. He's a Texas young
guy, and he's a very competitive fisherman, and he talked about
learning to fish wading in the creeks behind his dad. He in his
underwear went wading in the creeks behind his father, and he
said--as a fisherman he said it's great to grow up in a country
with no limits..."
President George H. W. Bush
"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity
of human life."
Senator Orin Hatch
"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized?"
Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in
wheelchairs on Disability Day
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We are the president."
Hillary Clinton
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?"
Lee Iacocca
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device
that is exploding."
French ambassador to New Zealand Jacques le Blanc, regarding press
coverage of France's nuclear weapons tests in the Pacific
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in
dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers,
uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads --- they are
not there accidentally."
Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
"...I really didn't say everything I said."
Yogi Berra
