THE HALL OF BARRY QUOTES

The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

Bitch set me up!
Former Washington D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

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