THE HALL OF QUAYLE QUOTES

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

The future will be better tomorrow.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix
Vice-President Dan Quayle

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

For NASA, space is still a high priority
Vice-President Dan Quayle

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy but that could change.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

We are not ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'
Vice-President Dan Quayle

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.
The Quayle's 1989 Christmas Card

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Vice-President Dan Quayle

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